Wednesday, April 8, 2009

What's the point of going to the club anyway?

I'm not sure how going to a club usually works in the US - I've never been to one - but it's sure an elaborate process here in Brazil!

  1. Stand in line. At about midnight.
  2. Get past bouncer(s) there's usually 1-3 in a cluster at the door.
  3. Go to cashier. She will need your phone number and name, and give you a card to used to track your bill.
  4. Show card to another bouncer at inner entrance. Guys are often frisked at this point.
  5. Hurray, you've made it into the club! Go find your friends.
  6. Know a 'regular' or somehow finaggled your way to the VIP section? You'll now need to get past the section gatekeeper.
  7. Want a drink? Give VIP waitress your drink card and order, or go up to the bar and wait in line to give them to a bartender.
  8. The odds of your card and drink being returned by the same person you gave them to are about 50-50. They may even been given to you by different people.
  9. Repeat previous step every time you want a drink. Generally, there's not any food available. It will be very loud and smokey for the remainder of your stay. The later it gets, the louder the music will be.
  10. Want to leave? Go find and wait in the check-out line!
  11. Give cashier your card and pay up. She will give you back your card.
  12. Take card to the outer set of cashiers (where you checked in). They will confirm you paid in the computer, and then give you the back your card.
  13. Take card to the cluster of bouncers at the door. One of them will scan your card and mark you as having left the building.
  14. Now you can leave. If it's earlier than 4AM, you're obviously completely lame.

Personally, I'm interested in going to a club for one, and only one, reason: to go dancing. I've tried the here club twice so far, and failed in that objective both times.

The first time, the place was packed, but it was 'country night'. So they played techno until the band started (but no one danced), a country band was played for a few hours, and then (I'm told) the DJ came back on and people did dance. I just didn't stick around long enough.

The second time, a more generic band played. Same deal - DJ, Band, DJ. I did stick around long enough (you have to wait until after 2 for the dance party to start)- but the place was dead. It's not very fun to go dancing in a big club that's 3/4 empty. And most of them were just standing around. There were maybe 5-10 people dancing in the whole place. I know that doesn't mean I couldn't dance, but it's just not the same to dance by yourself - maybe if I'd been in a group with those 5-10 other people... but they weren't even in my section. I kinda doubt I'll bother to go again. It's nice to see everybody having a good time, but I hate paying a cover charge just to hang out in a loud, smokey room drinking.

1 comments:

sidneutron

...hmmmm! if thats the system at your place then i can say having fun there is really complicated, hehe!

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